in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via voicedance)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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- in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
- ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
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i found a nerd in a hopeless class!
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
- me: aww fuck I hate this song
- me:
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- me: WEEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BAAAACK TOGETHER
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
(via secretaryqelsey)
gender is dumb
sexuality is dumb
be who you want
date who you want
sleep with who you want
why do we need labels for all this just like
do what you want man
(via the-winchester-psalter)
