chickenyaoi:

johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home

chickenyaoi:

johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

bestsongnever:

larryisking:

stopharry2013:

do you ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you don’t know what it is

yeah, they all don’t like me

oh my god

tashainthetardis:

orsino is proof that the ‘nice guy’ existed even during 17th century

lady olivia is not in love with him and he throws a fucking hissy fit like ‘I SENT YOU BEAUTIFUL WORDS AND OFFERED YOU BEAUTIFUL THINGS WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL WAH’

and she’s like bro, bro whoa i never loved you, i keep telling you that i don’t love you

and the duke is all ‘FINE I’M GONNA KILL THIS BOY THAT YOU DO LOVE THEN, YOU MARBLED-BREASTED TYRANT’

divination:

my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

like-vanilla:

wellmetkinsman:

I wonder what Vincent Van Gogh would think of my bedroom

[[STARRY NIGHT INTENSIFIES]]